● CTO LIVE
● NPC DEV LEFT THE BUILDING
● LP BURNED 100%
● CONTRACT RENOUNCED
● THE CHADS TOOK THE WHEEL
● $TONJAK AWAKENS
● NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
● SERIOUSLY DON'T SUE US
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$TONJAK
SYS://CTO_INITIATED — block #YOU_ARE_EARLY
TONJAK
The dev was an NPC .zero .We don't care. We're buying.
// 01 — manifesto
The original dev had a plan rage-quit.
The contract is renounced . The LP is burned .
This token is nobody's . Which means it's everybody's .
No roadmap. No promises. No team tokens. No sus.
Just memes, vibes, and a chart that's already at the bottom .
Wake up. Buy $TONJAK. Or don't. It's free real estate.
// 02 — proofs (on-chain, not on-vibes)
No rug . No team . No cap .
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Renounced
Admin address is null. Nobody can mint, freeze, or alter the contract. Ever.
verify on tonviewer →
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LP Burned 100%
Liquidity is locked forever. Not "locked for 30 days." Forever. As in: cosmic heat death forever.
check pool →
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Distributed
Top holder: 7%. No whale. No team bag. No insider pre-mint. Just degens like you.
view holders →
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No Tax
0/0. The dev didn't even add a tax before he left. NPC behavior, but we'll take it.
how to buy →
// 03 — contract
Paste this somewhere holy .
$TONJAK contract address (TON)
EQAOATQDzpVM7yEUe-TzlT7bjBVqQQIMdZHT0IwbdVzF8Cr3
[ Copy address ]
// 04 — how to ape
It's four steps . A monkey could do it. Probably has.
01
Get a TON wallet
Tonkeeper, MyTonWallet, or Telegram's built-in wallet. Pick one. Don't lose the seed phrase. We mean it.
02
Buy some TON
Binance, Bybit, OKX, or in-Telegram via @wallet. Send to your TON address. Wait ~30 seconds.
03
Open DeDust
Go to dedust.io, connect wallet, paste the contract address above. Set slippage to 5–15% (LP is small, deal with it).
04
Swap & cope
Click swap. Confirm in wallet. You now own a piece of an abandoned wojak. Welcome to the pack.
// 05 — the carnage
The chart is honest . Unlike most things in crypto.
// if the chart doesn't load, the pool moved or DexScreener is having a moment. open it directly →
dexscreener.com
// 06 — propaganda department
Memes go here . Made by you .
DROP YOUR BEST MEME IN THE TG. THE DANK ONES GO HERE.
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$TONJAK is a meme coin with zero utility. This site is run by community members, NOT the original developer. We are not affiliated with the original $TONJAK creator. Nothing here is financial advice. You will probably lose money. If you make money, send tweet. If you lose money, tough.
By interacting with $TONJAK you confirm that you understand crypto is volatile, illiquid mems are extra volatile, and that no one — including us — owes you anything. DYOR.
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